I think they think I think they're wrong

They think I'm a Jewish
But I am not
I want money and I’m selfish
Ja wohl! Jo jo jo!

They think I'm a nazi
But I'm not either
So let's scream in ecstasy:
Heil Hitler Heil Hitler Heil Hitler!

They think I'm atheist
I have nothing to say
If God doesn't exist
Well, Jesus may save!

They think I’m fat
That’s sad, how could it be?
A little bit, just that
So let’s eat eat eat!

They think many things
You know what I mean
They all are wrong
I'm probably too